• Set your goals – As a CEO or a team leader set your goals for the week, month and year. Work hard and make your team work hard in attaining the goal. While setting the goal beware of the fact that you should not set a goal that not at all can be achieved by any means.
• Target right audience – When manufacturing or marketing a product, make a clear study over the audience who will get benefited by the product or service.
• Support innovative ideas – Whether the idea is from your team members or is ideas of yours, if the idea makes a good impact, just go through it. While implementing innovative ideas you should also take into consideration the risk factors of the ideas.

• Self Motivation – This is the most wanted and the most essential skill that a business man should possess. They should form a daily schedule and should stick to it. There should not be any excuses in following the derived schedule.
• Self Confidence – Business finds both ups and down and people running a business should not moved when they earn more profit and should not get distracted when they find some downfall. Their self confidence level should always be at the maximum and at the same time should not be over confident.
• Ethics and morals – They serve as the basis for a successful entrepreneur and one should not cross beyond the limits in both the cases. Going beyond ethics will make the entrepreneur earn a bad name which will not be a good sign for a perfect business environment.

Acidman interview questions for the masses:

1) Does anybody really see a correlation between the size of a man’s feet or his nose and the size of his penis?

I’ve actually done a scientific investigation on this over the years. Being a nurse and all I’ve had ample or not so ample opportunity to study penises and to do amazing wicked things to them. All for advancement of science and medicine of course. Anyway..my results show there is a definite correlation between the size of the man’s hands and his penis.

2) If you are a woman, would you ever get a tit-job? If so, why?

This must be a rare thing for southerners. I can’t believe he asked.

3) If you are a man, would you buy a bionic Roscoe if your dick quit working? If so, why?

I have a vibrator..need I say more.

4) Did you ever sleep with someone and wake up in the morning unable to remember their name? If not, WHY NOT?

Unfortunately I always remembered their name. Still do.

5) Which would you rather have for a pet? A DOG or a CAT? If you answer “cat,” you’ve got some serious explaining to do.

I’d rather have a 29 year old houseboy, but since that is not an option..a dog I guess.

6) Do you eat grits for breakfast?

No, I don’t eat breakfast. I eat them for supper. Instant of course. I’m a yankee.

7) What is the most dumb-ass thing you ever did in your life? Was it fun or has it haunted you for years?

I got married. I’ll leave it at that.

Do you exceed the speed limit regularly when you drive, or just do it occasionally? Don’t tell me that you NEVER SPEED you lying shit! Tell the truth!

I exceed the speed limit every chance I get, I also run red lights and stop signs. I deserved every ticket I’ve ever received and ever will receive. Somethings are just worth the price. I read in a story once that there are two kinds of people in the world..the ones that only check the rearview mirror and the ones that look over their shoulder. I’ve always done both. I have arthritis in my neck now.

9) Describe the happiest day you can remember living.

I remember one day about 10 years ago when my 3 kids and myself went mushroom hunting (the kind you cook and eat) in Iowa. It was a beautiful day, the weather was perfect. We hiked in the woods for hours. Went home cooked steaks and mushrooms, joked, laughed, ate. A perfect day in all ways. I should say the birth of my children..which each one was very monumental and joyous. But it’s that day in the woods that brings me peace. I don’t know why that day…because we did this alot. Maybe I didn’t bring home any ticks that day. Who knows.

10) Do you believe that some things are worth dying for? If so, name one thing worth dying for and tell me why you feel so strongly about it.

My children, if someone were to harm them, God help that person.

Well that was fun, I guess I should get ready for work now.